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"Sit Back. Relax. And Just Vagina Monster." Blank Greeting Card

$ 3.90 USD
  • Foldable card with a blank inside
  • Includes a white, sealable envelope
  • 100lb Dull Cover paper
  • Order individually or in packs of 5 or 10. 
  • Available in 3.5" x 5", 4.25" x 5.5", 5" x 5" and 5" x 7"

** Note: This item is made to order and will ship from our fulfillment printer. Orders take 2-4 days to process plus up to 7 days for shipping. If you are purchasing multiple products, your order may arrive in separate packages. You can read more about it in our F.A.Q. **