Pole Dance Problems: Priorities

Pole Dance Problems (PDP) is an comedic illustration series for pole dancers who face a unique set of problems both on the pole and off. They are often painful, embarrassing but more than not they make us happy and proud to be a pole dancer.

There’s less than a month left until pole competition and I have definitely noticed how some of my personal grooming habits have been left to the side. For a while I thought I was the only one who’s one tracked mind resulted in a nice furry pasture on my legs until my pole instructor shared with me that she too had no time for shaving or waxing for “it’s competition time”. I took a look and said “wow that’s longer than mine!”

Other (lack of) grooming habits include:

• Rarely putting on makeup anymore It’s just gonna get sweaty from run-throughs anyways
• Rarely doing my hair I’m just gonna put it up in a pony tail for pole anyways
• Haven’t worn pants with zippers Need an easy in and out for those pole training sessions.
  
• Sports bras have replaced regular bras Kills two birds with one stone. 
  

She said her leg hair may be affecting her pole grip. Hmm, if that’s the case I may need to start shaving. #Priorities man.