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What if Game of Thrones Characters were Pole Moves?

What if Game of Thrones Characters were Pole Moves?
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Written by Cori Reski

I’m obsessed with Game of Thrones. Literally obsessed. I wait in anticipation for the new episode every week. I spend entire Mondays reading through theories and recaps and tweets with hilariously perfect memes. I practice pole to the theme song sometimes. It’s all I want to think about, all I want to talk about. I love it. And it seems I’m not the only one. Some 17 million people watched the season 8 premiere when it aired, breaking all sorts of viewing records for HBO and television in general, especially considering HBO isn’t as accessible in as many homes as regular, noncable networks are.

It’s safe to say that Game of Thrones is a cultural phenomenon. And like any great phenomenon, it should be immortalized in a fun and fancy listicle. Right? Right. So, without further ado, I give you Game of Thrones Characters as Pole Moves!

Reader beware: Spoilers ahead!

 

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Arya Stark

We start this list with the most badass character in the series. Arya Stark. The girl who trained to be a crazy ninja assassin for seven seasons straight. The girl who’s literally worn the faces of dead people. The girl who killed the MOTHER EFFIN Night King. That girl is a Fonji. There’s no doubt about it.

 


Jon Snow (or Aegon Targaryen, if you want to get technical)


Ah Jon Snow. Our moody, brooding, dashing hero. He’s dramatic, he’s strong, he was killed and then brought back to life. He’s an Inverted Crucifix. A regular Crucifix just wouldn’t be dramatic enough, you know?

 

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Sansa Stark

I had a hard time figuring out what move Sansa would be. She’s a complicated character, in all the best ways. But ultimately, I think she’s an Outside Leg Hang (or Gemini, if you like). It’s a fairly simple move, sure, but it’s also a strong one. And just like Sansa, it’s essential.

 

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Bran Stark

Hi. Bran’s character arc started with a dramatic fall, and ended with him just sitting around knowing things. He’s a Sad Girl Drop.

 


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Daenerys Targaryen

The Mother of Dragons is most definitely a Dragon Tail.

 


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Tyrion Lannister

I do believe the man who “drinks and knows things” would have to be a Martini Sit, no?

 


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Jaime Lannister

It should go without saying that this famously one-handed character would be any move that only needs one hand to perform. These are usually strong, complicated moves, which I’d say describes Jaime perfectly.


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Cersei Lannister

Cersei is cunning. She is difficult. She is sneaky. She’s a Sneaky-V.

 

Cori Reski started her pole dance journey in 2016. Since then, she’s competed four times and performed in numerous showcases. When she’s not on the pole, Cori spends her time writing books for children and updating her cat’s Instagram page.  Check out her instagram!

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